Steve DeNuñez

Sizzlor the Improvinator

Gorgeous Joe O'Shane

Shorget

Manticor the Fantastic

Octavious Minimus

Biff Malone

Stinky Spike

Helga Brawn

Trixie Hitler

Holly Wu

The Goose
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Baron Von Steuben

The Von Steuben Kinder
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Frau Von Steuben

The Harumpfer

Conrad Iver

Antonio Del Burro

Weasel

Butch Miller

El Rexican

Mick Throdbarry

Mrs. Squire

The Maverick

Dirk Ironwing

Joe Ditka

Katie Cottonhorse

Lenny DeSchamp

Lurlene Lipnicky

Allen Watzman

Juan Valdez Jr.

Cowboy Irv

Gary Walters

Toby Jo

Saphron Le Pew

The McGinty Twins

Mr. Hutchinson

Elisabeth Jane McPinkerton III

The Bridesmaids

Bunny Soto